Friday Fuckery: Happy Birthday Maru!

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Cbruhs

I generally like to kick off a weekend (or morning, or naptime, or staff meeting) of fuckery with a gratifying cat video. And who stars in the most squeal-inducing videos but none other than everyone’s favorite box-diving, fluffball Japanese kittizen…MARU! AND ITS MARU’s THIRD BIRTHDAY Y’ALL! Check out this video montage of his glorious past year:

Here’s wishing Maru many many more! I’m gonna celebrate by training/stuffing my cat into various boxes lying around the apartment. It’s a Maru movement!

Check out more cuteness to make you wet your chinos at Maru’s blog.

Friday Fuckery: Tiger Escape!

Posted on March 4, 2011 by Cbruhs

In Japan, they take disaster training and emergency preparedness seriously, folks. Trainers at the Tama Zoo in Tokyo role-played what to do in the event of a tiger rampage, with over 70 zoo staff taking part in the drill. 26-year-old Shuhei Yamaguchi lost at that most powerful democratic tool known to man: rock-paper-scissors — and was stuck with the role of tiger-run-amok.

While the getup makes me feel like I’m at a high school basketball game waiting for the half-time dunk contest, Yamaguchi’s performance (which lasted over an hour) of enraged-turned-defeated creature is straight QUALITY. Just try not to whimper as they poke a stick at his limp Garfield body and wrap his fuzzy mascot ass all up in that net. SADS. Makes me wanna call up ASPCA. Someone get Sarah McLachlan on the phone, stat! Also, I wonder if Tama Zoo is hiring…

via nyc barstool sports

Happy V-Day!

Posted on February 14, 2011 by Cbruhs

Nothing says “Valentine’s Day” like a little Schadenfreude: Toddler Edition! Hey kid, welcome to the first heartbreak of the rest of your life. Get used to it, and get used to other people laughing at your pain. O the pain! Best to learn these lessons early.

Wow, we all know how that feels (although that’s usually my reaction when I find out I just missed happy hour). Hope your Valentine’s Day is better than this kid’s, or that at least by now, you’ve learned to appropriately internalize your anguish.

Thanks Matt!

Friday Fuckery: Pikachu Kitteh

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Cbruhs

Since we seem to be on a FF Pokemon theme here, I will continue the legacy with a posting of a Pikachu that is 1,000 X cuter and 3,000,000 X less annoying than the original version: