Friday Fuckery: China Hair & Beauty Expo

While most think of the Bronner Bros Hair Show in ATL (happening August 20-23rd!) as the ULTIMATE in mane ferocity and lace-front realness, it looks like they might be getting a run for their money.

The 2011 China Hair and Beauty Expo — which went down this past Wednesday in Beijing — showcased mile-high tresses and wig tchotchkes for daaayyyys, honey.

Bjork, reliving her Homogenic era

Simply glorious. Bronner Bros and the China Hair Expo should combine forces for some epic Captain Planet shit, and then the world would explode in a Hair Battle Royale orgy of costume joorees, Manic Panic extensions, and Super Gro products.  Also, I think the solution to our economic recession and achieving balanced global trade is in here somewhere.  More extravagnza eleganza pics here.

via UPI

Troy Polamalu’s Hair is Insured

This isn’t a big surprise cause the man gets endorsement deals and commercials all the time that center around his hair. And we know folks have been jockin’ my brothers and sisters’ dark hair for a whiles. But once you start getting news items about Lloyd’s of London insuring a man’s hair, shit is getting a little too real. And to Lloyd’s of London, how you gonna insure just a man’s hair and not a all of Jackie Chan?!

Dear People of San Francisco

Dear San Franciscans,

I realize there is a very small population of Black folks in the City, but that doesn’t mean you have an excuse to be ignorant and rude. So when I bring my girl AO around to DJ Spinna’s MJ vs. Prince party, it is not cool that you ask to touch her amazing Afrohawk. Worse even, would be just touching without asking. So Asian guy in the striped shirt, when you asked to touch her hair and started reaching for it and I said, “No, no you can’t. That’s rude”, you damn well should be ashamed, cause I was embarrassed for you and Asian folks in general. It’s almost equivalent to me exoticizing you and asking to touch your slanted eyes, or smooth black hair, or bare haired chest. This is not the 1800’s and we do not live in Kentucky.

I’m realizing very fast that its a CHORE to go to SF nowadays, rather than just chilling in the East Bay. Less douches cause no one B&T’s into Oakland…